GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Get bought

Something you say when you buy something for a homie

John is buying a drink but before he can pay for it Michael pays for it and says “Get bought”.

by Idiot’s who rite, August 5, 2022

Get in call rn

refers to someone wanting very passionate long and aggressive intercourse with someone with both X/Y Chromosomes (Females) and this can take place from up to 3-11 hours

“Get in call rn” “not rn babe my throat still hurts from yesterday”

by Tetranax June 13, 2022

get a grip fucker

used by a gay person while getting gay butt sexed

how fucking stupid are you like get a grip fucker

by balls:) May 30, 2022

getting greendotted

when someone is on your mind because you always see them “active now” on social media

“Dude, I’m trying not to get distracted by this chick but I keep getting greendotted”

by greendotguy December 20, 2023

get dun nutted on

to get destroyed

(Anthony loses his cities)
Patrick: get dun nutted on

by Pappyzz January 14, 2018

don't get snatched

used the same as 'don't piss me off' or 'you're doing too much', origins are a viral tiktok video where a girl gets pushed down a slide.

there's no manager in the park don't get snatched!

by Nathan Ruiz April 17, 2024