Dogs

Dogs are creatures that can be you companion, your support . They will protect you without thinking twice , guess that's why they are called loyal

*robber puts a gun on me and says give me all your money

*Me says nothing

Meanwhile my dogs somehow know what's happening with me and it's wrong

*My dogs comes and tear the thiefs flesh

Ayo thats my dog

by Roblox_person May 31, 2022

cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.

Cats play when the dogs away

by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022

Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches

“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”

by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022

Zchnoodle Dog

The act of pouring hot cider into someone butt hole and having anal sex with condom covered with cinnamon

"Bro I Zchnoodle Dogged Helen last night. Boi it was a doozy!"

by PIkahChew January 19, 2022

Dog

The Immortal Enemy of the infamous things known as C.A.T.S. Which are dominating the minds of young teenagers and old women. Also, some type of people called "scientists" call them "Canis lupus familiaris" for something called "distinguishing"

James: "Yo, Scientist James I got a new Dog!"
Sciencetist: "Habilis, may I ask to rent your Canis lupus familiaris for my fellow teenage Sapien who lives in the next to my habitat"

by hot red punching hood September 30, 2021

ramp dog

A ramp dog is a dog that is chained to the side of a cattle grid or cattle ramp to assist in stopping stock trying to cross. (Also see chain dog)

A ramp dog will generally become crazy and bark at everything!!

That dog dont belong in town. It barks to much, she’d be a bloody good ramp dog!!

by Ironjack308 March 1, 2019

Louis the Dog

Louis is a cute looking dog but has the personality of a devil. No matter how hard you try and Dawid Malan him, he will reap his devilish havoc on you and try and bite you. His barking makes you wish you were Helen Keller.

Fuck that dog is so evil, must be Louis the Dog.

by Real Dawid Malan March 21, 2022