Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.

"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.

by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020

Noggin Off

a fun and innocent way to say jerking off

Sorry Steve, I don't have time right now, too busy Noggin Off

by totallynoggers December 16, 2020

Dink Off

When someone is being a dink and you want them to fuck off, aka dink off.

Hey, you little dink off!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 19, 2020

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly
Dave: off’s self

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly

Dave: (off’s self)
Jeff: oh

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

Off-Brand

When something gets inspired off of an original brand. The company then starts to make the brand they wanted and steal the design from that other brand they copy. (example: Dr. Thunder is ripped off of Dr. Pepper)

Ryan: Hey D, What you up to?
Dean: Nothing much, bro...
Ryan: I was hired to a company that makes Crunch-Kats!
Dean: Whats that?
Ryan: A chocolate Wafer Bar
Dean: Are you f-cking serious? That's an off-brand!

by HiGuyzItzMeh January 7, 2021

Sherking off

When you jerk off to lordy farquad ,shrek , donkey, and Fiona

Broham are you sherking off

by Shrexy boy January 12, 2021