baby powder

A Substance a really man excreted during sex. Used to be cum.

You are So old. That when you ejaculated it is just baby powder

by Bizzo Forgotten spaces June 22, 2021

baby back bitch

fucking Caillou.

Caillou is a baby back bitch.

by molehair January 26, 2021

baby exchange

When you cum inside an envelope that came inside an envelope and return to the original sender

Ken: Did you mail that envelope back in?

Tyler: Of course, I made sure to include the baby exchange.

by Thetiedyeburrito September 27, 2018

Wicked baby

Babies conceived while listening to Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game, the sexiest song of all time.

Ben was born in the 90’s, do you think he’s a Wicked baby?

by Donnie Brooks October 31, 2018

Baby Bird

Ejaculating in the ass after anal. And then she squirts your cum from her anus into your own mouth.

See Scarlett Johansen? Id let her give me the Baby Bird.

by lil_BIG_dick January 17, 2018

Baby

1.) An infant. A human between the ages of zero and two.

2.) An insult. Someone who is emotional and childish. Shouldn't get taken seriously.

3.) A pet name. Usually for your child or your significant other. Sometimes people will call strangers who are younger than them "baby", too.

1.) "Mama, I just had my baby! You're a Granny, now! His name is Nick."

2.) "Have you met Sam, yet? She's such a baby. She cried, because her team lost in basketball in 2nd period."

3.) "Hey, Baby, did you have a good day at work today? I sure didn't. Maybe tomorrow."

by Lavenders_Llama April 6, 2021

Baby breakup

Two 6 year olds breaking up because of a misunderstanding caused by a barbie comb.

That was a baby breakup

by #1bleh February 12, 2017