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National Hate Mytree Day

A day of hatred towards trees; for they keep dying for no reason.
Joe: Ugh I hate MyTree! Im going to celebrate National Hate Mytree day!!!
Bob: Shut the fuck up.
by giratinasnuggets March 21, 2022
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National Jellybean Day

March 23rd is National JellyBean day. And yes, I mean the png-tuber. You can basically do whatever want on this day. That’s what jelly said.
Someone: It’s March 23rd today

Jellybean Fans: You mean National Jellybean Day?

Someone: OH YEAH! LETS CELEBRATE!

Fans: WOOOOO!
by w1lbur..s00t_dr3amsmp March 21, 2022
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National Grab Ass

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
by Theraxlha March 22, 2022
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National Joseph Day

You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.

This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.

Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?

Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!

5 minutes later...

Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?

Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
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National Luke Day

March 24th is National Luke Day. It’s the day of the year to celebrate LC!! Give Luke a hug and show appreciation! Get a pic with him and post it on your story for a week of Goodluck!
Yo bro did you here it’s National Luke Day?? I’m gonna get a pic with him and post it for good luck!
by Keembaby March 23, 2022
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National E day

The national E day is were you can spam your friends with "e" or say "e" anytime you want on that day!
National E day is the best day to say "E"
by SantiDefines March 23, 2022
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National bet day

If you say bet on this day you have to get slapped

March 25th
Lets hang out after work

Bet

*slap* national bet day
by Sevenavengfold March 24, 2022
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