That One Classmate

We all have that one classmate who is an absolute crackhead and probably is on something illegal, we call them the class crackhead

It's me, the class crackhead
We all know that one classmate

by Class Crackhead May 13, 2022

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Took One For The Meme

When you sacrifice something to create a meme.

Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.

by Kjose December 29, 2020

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One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.

Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”

by dirtshirty May 5, 2024

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Once being a set of noble men who made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of their country. They do not fully die, though, and become something... more. In the wake of this transformation, they decide to wreak havoc on the one man who made them this way, President John D. Rockefeller. After this, their actions become somewhat of an enigma, hijacking the Air Force One for reasons beyond the understanding of people.

Johnny: Holy shit what's that thing in the Air Force One door?
Davis: It's the Air Force One Angel, Johnny.

by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022

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