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follow the liter

What you do if someone confiscates your medium-sized bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca and says dat you'll only get it back if you tag along wif him for a while.
I don't drink alcohol of any kind, so I would never have any urge to "follow the liter"; instead, what "floats my boat" is if a hot chick promises dat she'll let me hold her soft warm hands and rub her cute shapely feet sometime later if I accompany her to assist wif one or more tasks dat she needs performed.
by QuacksO April 10, 2025
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A rating scale, out of 10, for rating books. This scale may also be used to rate other forms of media. Each point of this scale represents a different meaning:
10 - Essential read. A life changing book. Should be read by everyone, even if you don't like reading.
9 - Exceptional. Must read regardless of whether you like the genre or not.
8 - Great. Must read if you love the genre.
7 - Good. Recommended if you like the genre.
6 - Okay. Read if you've run out of grease and good books in the genre and crave more.
5 - Whatever. Take it or leave it.
4 - Not for me. Didn't like it, but others might.
3 - Not good. Didn't like it and I don't think others would either.
2 - Bad. Don't read. Waste of time.
1 - horrendous. This book should not exist and everyone who has ever read it is worse off for the experience.
Hey, how would you rate that book? On the Smith's Scale of Literary Gumption, I would be rating it an 8, as this book was genre defining!
by Graytr January 29, 2026
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When you go to BJ’s because it is the only place open that serves pizza and convince yourself that the deep dish pizza looks appetizing but your girlfriend says it’s a bad idea but you get it anyway. Chudmaxxed a little too close to the sun
“we chudmaxxed a little too close to the sun last night, babe.”
by granulatedgrass March 17, 2026
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Four Stroke Little Twister

The act of missing four strokes on a golf course, getting angry, and twisting a penis.
"How was yall's round of golf?"
"It was alright but Conor had a rough go, he blew up on the 18th and gave himself a four stroke little twister."
by Collations May 4, 2025
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Say hello to my little friend

What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*
by wordyteen June 4, 2025
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