gibble dick

small dick or messed up penis

mannnn shut up boy, that’s why you got a gibble dick

by trevon horner December 10, 2017

Dick weasel

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness

Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.

by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018

processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.

He has a processed dick.

by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018

Dick Chapping

A Non-Homosexual game performed by 2 men. The first round starts with one of the 2 placing they lips around the other mans penis' tip he begins spinning his tongue around the tip 10 times after that its the next mans turn. Each round the 2 men have to increase the number of times they have to circle their tongue around by 10. First man's tongue to touch the others tip has to post in a social media account that he has lost the game.

1. Joe and Edgar played a game of dick chapping until they were stopped by Edgar's Mom

by Rabbido May 7, 2018

Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.

Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!

by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018

laggy dick

When you climax during sex but don't jizz until a few minutes later.

I finished fucking Shea the other night and I was just laying in bed and came while watching tv. Got a bad laggy dick.

by Bylake February 24, 2018

Shit dick

An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.

Adam Sandler probably has shit dick.

by Madam fragz February 25, 2018