Zero

Foam numbers that we cut up.
Called "Zeros" because the first foam number ever found was, in fact, a 0.

guy 1: hey dude, wanna cut up some Zeros with me?
guy 2: yeah sure

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Sparking Zero

When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.

“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”

by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025

zero

zero gay i love them u da best lil pa

“i love zero so much”

by eileenurfav April 9, 2021

zero cred

Zero Credibility, or a lack of respect afforded as a result of someone having no knowledge on a subject, or improperly applying knowledge.

You get zero cred for that professional kitchen if you’re only using it to heat up frozen pizza !

by MsNYer July 25, 2021

Zero

The Mark I got on my IQ Test

Wow, you really have zero taste in music, and that’s the mark you got on your IQ Test, Right?

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Zero

The number of Americans who know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

Zero Americans? Your kidding!

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Zero

Zero is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. They're caring and fun to be around. It is so awesome and you're lucky to have someone named Zero in your life.

Have you seen Zero around? I wanted to hang out with them, they're so cool!

by Ekiriju June 5, 2021