When you fart and no sound is heard. When there is just air comming out of your butthole and it tickles.
Bob: "Alright, It's coming!!!" *grunts and has tickle wind*
Jerry: "What in the F**K kind of fart was that."
Jerry: "What in the F**K kind of fart was that."
by Mr. Nibba November 18, 2017
Get the tickle windmug. The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
Get the Wind off a stonemug. In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make
Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023
Get the The Windmug. a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.
by NAMSARK July 22, 2019
Get the winded hyenamug. by PezLad70 March 16, 2023
Get the winds picking upmug. The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.
1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!
2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008
Get the Mystery-windmug. (phrase / battle cry / life philosophy)
A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.
Usually yelled when:
- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.
- You’re doing something way above your skill level.
- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.
Usually yelled when:
- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.
- You’re doing something way above your skill level.
- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:
Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀
Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨
Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀
Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨
Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
Get the Ride like the wind, Bullseye!mug.