bus down wind

The term Bus down wind (or Bus DW) is used in the context of surfski downwind events. In a surfski down wind event a group of paddlers gather to paddle/surf down wind from point a to point b. The group is logistically challenged by getting by car to the start of the event (point a) and yet have enough cars waiting at the finish line (point b) to be able to bring at least one driver per car left at point a back to point b. A Bus down wind refers to a logistical set-up of a single paddler down wind event. The paddler drives to point a, drops the surfski, drives to point b, leaves the car, goes back to point a by bus, performs the down wind run to point b, loads the ski on the car and goes back home.

I've planned a bus down wind for tomorrow morning

by Millimetern November 17, 2020

bus down wind

The term Bus down wind (or Bus DW) is used in the context of surfski downwind events. In a surfski down wind event a group of paddlers gather to paddle/surf down wind from point a to point b. The group is logistically challenged by getting by car to the start of the event (point a) and yet have enough cars waiting at the finish line (point b) to be able to bring at least one driver per car left at point a back to point b. A Bus down wind refers to a logistical set-up of a single paddler down wind event. The paddler drives to point a, drops the surfski, drives to point b, leaves the car, goes back to point a by bus, performs the down wind run to point b, loads the ski on the car and goes back home.

I've planned a bus down wind for tomorrow morning

by Millimetern November 17, 2020

New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020

Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart

Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds

by The Downtalkers December 4, 2020

wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.

If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.

by QuacksO December 7, 2020

Cheeks to the wind

Cheeks to the wind describes the act of a woman going to the toilet outside. Aptly named because of the fact that your butt cheeks are literally exposed to all the elements as you squat in the least ladylike manner.

‘Yo where’s J-Lo?’
‘She’s behind that car, cheeks to the wind’
‘Jeez dude it’s snowing’

by Candyshaft October 28, 2020

Wind Jamming

The act of having butt sex whilst the receiving party forcefully ejects trapped sewer gasses from their sphincter, thereby creating a pressure around the entering genitalia.

Bro, I hooked up with this girl last night. I put it in her ass, but all the Mexican food had her wind jamming me right out.

by sherwinre December 26, 2020