2 definitions by HzlH

wind farmer

A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.

UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!

by HzlH May 8, 2017

squak

Noun - to hit something straight on by chance, a fluke, aimed perfectly without knowing it.

onomatopoeia

She threw the pen at me and it hit me squak in the face .

See GIF: His face hit the catchers ass squak on..

by HzlH January 26, 2017