Whisker

v. The act of licking your foot whilst scratching your head and letting off awful gas as your cat bites your ass.

I'm sorry I couldn't pick up the phone I've been whiskering all day.

by Lade August 3, 2004

whisket

a slag term for "whisker biscuit"
a vagina with two day's worth of pubic hair growing.

ryan: hannah has a blates whisket, know what i'm saying?
alun: eww that's sick man!
louise: LOL!

by LouiseFaye October 4, 2007

gravy whiskers

To release ones load over a womans bush

After a rough sex ordeal Sarajh had trouble cleaning her gravy whiskers

by Graham Wilson April 29, 2005

crotch whiskers

see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.

Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!

by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011

Pimp Whiskers

The lines left on someone's face after either a bitch slap or pimp slap. Either side of the hand has a similar effect.

You shoulda seen the Pimp Whiskers Sharita was sporting after JJ caught that Ho hanging all over Tyrone!!!

by Boogie D December 14, 2011

poke of the whiskers

act of lovemaking ;)

ello darlin fancy a poke of the whiskers

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

whisky dick

1. The name of a shot composed of very bad rail whiskey and a dash of tobacco, tasting comparable to a hamburger doused in lighter fluid. Invented in Madison, Wisconsin, it is rumored to be an antidote for definition #2.

2. Flaccidity of the penis caused by consuming too much alcohol.

As Josh and Nikko ordered a round of whisky dicks, Sarah smiled, knowing she would be the only one of the trio getting any pussy tonight.

by Ferret Frolicker September 18, 2008