Definitions by Lade

Whisker 

v. The act of licking your foot whilst scratching your head and letting off awful gas as your cat bites your ass.

I'm sorry I couldn't pick up the phone I've been whiskering all day.

Whisker by Lade August 3, 2004

inkslinder 

v. The act of mooning your grandma's cousin five times next to the statue of liberty

"Oh Joyce, your son is inkslindering me!"

inkslinder by Lade August 3, 2004