2 definitions by Lade

v. The act of licking your foot whilst scratching your head and letting off awful gas as your cat bites your ass.
I'm sorry I couldn't pick up the phone I've been whiskering all day.
by Lade August 3, 2004
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v. The act of mooning your grandma's cousin five times next to the statue of liberty
"Oh Joyce, your son is inkslindering me!"
by Lade August 3, 2004
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