Whisker

v. The act of licking your foot whilst scratching your head and letting off awful gas as your cat bites your ass.

I'm sorry I couldn't pick up the phone I've been whiskering all day.

by Lade August 03, 2004

inkslinder

v. The act of mooning your grandma's cousin five times next to the statue of liberty

"Oh Joyce, your son is inkslindering me!"

by Lade August 03, 2004