girl 1: So how was your hookup with Jon last night?
girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.
girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.
by JuliaNoelle August 13, 2008
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"Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW! I cut my elbow!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."
"Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW! I cut my elbow!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."
by John - Gordon December 28, 2005
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the word weeniz is very similar to the words weener and wenis. It is unother way of saying the word penis, but gives more humor and lightness to the word.
Weeniz is used when you aren't really mad at someone but wanna give the jokeingly affect that you are
Weeniz is used when you aren't really mad at someone but wanna give the jokeingly affect that you are
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Get the Weenis Elbow mug.if weenis pulled too hard it might leave a mark and that wouldnt be good. Weenis is a word that no body can freak out on you because they say it is grose and that you shouldnt use that kind of laugnuage. So go ahead say weenis as much as you wont (weenis, weenis, weenis)
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