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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Weasel

Willey; he’s not only a coward that is scared of kittens but Is a smug son of bitch that will shaft anyone for a couple smokes and a pull of sveds
That weasel willey smoked all the smokes and drank all my sveds
by Courageous guy May 29, 2019
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Weasel sisters

Two girls who have dated and had sex with the same guy at different times.
Boys are Eskimo brothers, girls are weasel sisters
by Blue mama December 21, 2013
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Weasel

Someone that leaches off someone’s music career and thinks that they can do what ever they want because they make shitty music
Bro why are you being a weasel rn
by Mason James February 14, 2020
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weasel meatloaf

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy
Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard
by Beilfetish May 20, 2018
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Skining the weasel

The act of beating your cock so violently, you give yourself a second circumcision .
Last night i was skining the weasel, now i have no cock.
by brojob69 April 17, 2023
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Smacking the weasel

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?
by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010
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