Uber-Bitch

Anyone who needs AC in their car.

"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."

by SithLordAllan August 10, 2012

uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.

Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."

by animaee September 8, 2019

Uber

were going to have our own language that's Uber secret only we could de-code..

or never see childhood friends who know friends that damn long as I do too. Like amish paradise is to gangsters paradise, and coinsidentely Weird Al's Neice's! hehe, Thank you Karen! bilingual in many languages karen typical old ass mobster scene in North America's mobster movies, ya know the jane's the johns is to the jeffs and jessicas or the steve's and debi's
I'm uber funny

were going to have our own language that's Uber secret only we could de-code..

by Animation Anjimehimah Dominati September 5, 2019

uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana

Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed

by AdomW November 1, 2017

Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.

"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."

by Glansolo December 29, 2016

Uber shark

When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.

Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!

by joepour March 29, 2016

Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020