He: That rolex is simple and is all-metal
They: So it must be cheap eh?
He: Yeah, only $100k. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
They: So uber-stylish... ugh
They: So it must be cheap eh?
He: Yeah, only $100k. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
They: So uber-stylish... ugh
by uber-stylish October 30, 2022

When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.
by RockTheMike August 17, 2015

When you lost your wallet and they dont even give you the nepali drivers number and say give 24 hours, wtf
by UBER dont give my my wallet an January 10, 2019

by Lina43019971115 February 10, 2012

by Chevy24chase July 12, 2018

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.
Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.
by heepee May 25, 2008

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.
“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”
by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021
