Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

Uber Dictionary

People, especially literal fish and gingers who have the attention span and memory of a gold fish, who forgot how to spell "Urban Dictionary." While usually caused by mistake, it's not surprising if you were wondering why you couldn't get to this website because of this, congratulations.

"Dude, what's that one website? Uber Dictionary?"

"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."

by Mr. MARIJUANA PEPSI October 17, 2019

Uber

Uber has really one rule it is used as for something good that happen it is a placeholder it truly has no meaning.

Yoo that movie was Uber dude

Yoo you came in clutch that’s tots Uber

^(totally)
Dude I don’t understand why she cheated on me man that was tots not Uber of her dude

I love all my 9 friends on Snapchat their so Uber

by tj06brown January 3, 2023

Uber Boonked

Used to express the absolute destruction of someone.

Damn you just got Uber Boonked

by Hoodlum23 January 3, 2019

uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana

Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed

by AdomW November 1, 2017

uber

an adjective to describe what it feels like when you go outside and you find it's much colder than you anticipated

Uber, uber, uber, I'm freezing, it's cold out here!

by Midwest Mom March 27, 2009

Ubering your words

When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.

Man, are you drunk? You are ubering your words.

by Dsmoothe2716 June 12, 2018