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Uber Dictionary 

People, especially literal fish and gingers who have the attention span and memory of a gold fish, who forgot how to spell "Urban Dictionary." While usually caused by mistake, it's not surprising if you were wondering why you couldn't get to this website because of this, congratulations.
"Dude, what's that one website? Uber Dictionary?"

"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."
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Uber Khan 

Two guinea pigs in a trench coat.
My piggies have become Uber Khan. They were out last night again...
Uber Khan by Nigrump December 22, 2019
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Uber-goob 

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
Uber-goob by MiaNotell November 5, 2020

Uber Eater 

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers
I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.
Uber Eater by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

Uber-stein 

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.
“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual

uber scream 

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.
person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.

Uber competitive 

Holding nothing sacred but winning/dominating.
The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.