Uber kid

Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it

Dumb Uber kid

by Uber kid April 23, 2017

Uber haul

Uber service for hauling goods from store to residence. I.e. lumber, large tv's, appliances, etc...

Person bought goods there not capable of hauling in their vehicle. Uber haul provides hauling service to haul large goods.

by Happy1119777 February 14, 2019

Uber Racist

An individual who, in their pursuit of being racist, has transcended the ordinary boundaries of bigotry. Their discriminatory tendencies are not merely pedestrian; they are omniversal cosmic in scale, spanning dimensions and timelines.

*I'm talking about you, Skyler.*

Skyler: Good morning, everyone. I'm your new teacher, Skyler. Today, we will begin with an introductory topic: racism.
Kaiser: Awww, fawk... $200 says he's about to cook up some Uber Racist level out-of-pocket shit
Fujimoto: ...

by toiletCleaner69 April 5, 2024

uber

1. an app for people too rich for muni

2. sufficiently better than lyft

U wanna bus home with me?
-Nah, I just ordered my uber

by iwantfoodpleasefeedme April 1, 2018

Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.

"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."

by Glansolo December 29, 2016

Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

Uber Jeets

A combination of Uber Eats and Jeets (a shortening of Pajeet) as a reference to many Uber Eats workers, particularly in Canada, being of Indian origin and many of which speaking in broken or nonexistent English.

I just ordered a pizza with Uber Jeets

by BlueTiger27 July 11, 2024