turtle blaster

The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.

-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”

by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020

Turtle Nugget

A tasty snack for anyone in the mood to eat something expensive

Hey guys I'm bored so I'm going out to get some turtle nuggets!

by TurtleNugget912 January 30, 2020

Luck of a Turtle

When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.

A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.

Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!

by mills messsss November 7, 2010

that damn turtle

When you casually trip or fall and need to play it off by blaming the turtle, of course

Dude 1: *trips* Woah
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!

by Hailey B May 16, 2016

turtle head

When a dick is so small, that it appears it to look like a turtles head poking out of its shell.

Boy 1: Man, my balls are really cold right now.

Boy 2: Yeah, same. I hate when I a get turtle head

by MedicatedSloth July 13, 2022

Turtle jiz

a code word for beer so your parents wont kno what your talkin about usally bud light

Turlte jiz is whats for dinner

dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car

by nkasper August 27, 2008

Akward Turtle

A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs

Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man

by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009