Snakes and Fakes

them THOTTIES.
yeah. you know who i'm talking about.
them TROLLS. y'all know em.

Them THOTTIES at school being fake. Fucking snakes. Snakes and Fakes everywhere.

by koma-koma September 2, 2018

snake preview

A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.

It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.

by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

solid snake

to sneak in a girls house with a erection in a skin tight suit unnoticed and bang here.

dude i was so like solid snake last night to have sex with my girl.

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

Snake Chub

When you get an erection that snakes up your leg and you can feel it slowly striding along the side of your leg.

"Shit man, I'm rockin' a full blown snake chub!"

by swf6877 September 25, 2018

snake trader

Snake traders are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who start a fantasy football pool within their office and trick first year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of his team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Hector! What do you think about this trade Ashhad convinced me on? I'll give him Antonio Brown for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade.Do not take it. Ashhad is such a snake trader."

by Hectorino November 6, 2017

Sneaky Snake

Someone who can get away with anything and it’s very slippery

“damn mark stole my hair elastic what a sneaky snake”

by Sneaky snake101 November 16, 2017

Snake Lover

Snake Lovers are a group who has a snake fetish, often fantasizing about snakeskin being pulled across their skin and/or a snakes scaly tail sliding inside of the snake lovers ass/pussy and often masturbates to those fantasize but never performs these acts in the real-world. some can become aroused with just a image of their prefer snake. May collect snake related items

there are some subgroup of Snake Lovers, like the Snake Foodies the Snake Fuckers and the Squeeze Toys

He's a snake lover.
You sure are a snake lover!
I'm a snake lover.

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018