When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010
One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.
Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.
Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
by FloorBageo May 16, 2014
by Bangabangadoodoo November 26, 2017
Snake Lovers are a group who has a snake fetish, often fantasizing about snakeskin being pulled across their skin and/or a snakes scaly tail sliding inside of the snake lovers ass/pussy and often masturbates to those fantasize but never performs these acts in the real-world. some can become aroused with just a image of their prefer snake. May collect snake related items
there are some subgroup of Snake Lovers, like the Snake Foodies the Snake Fuckers and the Squeeze Toys
there are some subgroup of Snake Lovers, like the Snake Foodies the Snake Fuckers and the Squeeze Toys
by HappySnakePreson September 02, 2018
Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.
Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.
Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.
by gc2645 December 12, 2013
by whet_whillie March 17, 2020
Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.
by Solid Mantis June 07, 2019