Ghost Plans

Plans you make with people you have no real intention of carrying out
:Plans friends make knowing they will never happen

Person 1 "Hey it's been a long time, we should get together soon and do something!
Person 2 "Yeah of course, I'll let you know when I'm free..." (He just made Ghost plans with him)

by Wykyd1 May 31, 2018

plan pervert

Someone who spends a lot of time looking at plans/designs/blueprints.

A plan enthusiast.

Warren the plan pervert spends all day looking at plans.

by PowderHounder June 3, 2018

Andras Plan

A Plan that when made is known to be subject to change until the last second of its commencement.

'Is saturday for the boys?' 'Nah I'm not sure if I'm feeling it yet, just Andras plan it for now'

by ktime27 June 11, 2018

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.

Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.

by RalphhplaR September 10, 2022

Dirty Plan

A dirty plan is where you plan something that is messed up.

“Hey Chris.”

“What?”
“I gonna plan a dirty plan.”
“What is it about?”
“We are gonna trip that kid!”
“Why that’s rude!”
“Who cares bro!”

by Ruler698VR cringe April 23, 2022

Bae Away Plan

When you want to ask someone to be your boy/girlfriend but it's too soon to make it official.

She's not my girlfriend, but she is on the Bae Away Plan.

by ShamelessGrace November 6, 2022