artificial complexity

The purposeful complication of a process, policy, or offer in order to substantially reduce clarity, usually in hope that consumers of such will overlook a portion to their detriment.

The lawyers who drafted my latest auto insurance policy found a way to fill it with 127 pages of legalese. This is definitely artificial complexity, as it could've easily been conveyed in 10 pages.

by megaelk December 11, 2023

Jesus Complex

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.

by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

Kirby Complex

Having the appearance of something weak and small, but, in fact, holds incredible god-like powers.

Sonic has a major Kirby Complex.

by Spook Lass January 26, 2023

Gonga complex

A complex in which someone believes everything they say is right no matter how little thought they put behind it

“Did you hear Randy last night? He was a total prick”
“Yeah, it’s like he’s got a gonga complex”

by Sir Quigsley April 8, 2023

Godor Complex

An inability for people to realize their own mistakes because they think so highly of themselves.

That Peter sure has a Godor Complex these days

by CamperTeas October 29, 2018

Generosity Complex

the compulsion to help everyone even though you don’t like to. the feeling that it’s the right thing to do is overwhelming but you don’t have to follow through. however, you’re convinced it’s the right thing to do so you do it.

benefits: you help a lot of people
side affects: you hate everyone

man, carlos really has a generosity complex. he hates me but he keeps helping with my mortgage payments

by sticky toe booger January 4, 2021

Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse

Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”

by Movas November 2, 2022