Uncle Astro

A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.

That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up

by FeloGreen March 15, 2019

Uncle Donald

An asshole adult child who throws away their elderly parent, leaving them to die in their own waste all alone.

My brother is such an Uncle Donald, he didn't even tell me our father was dying.

by Kashegurl August 22, 2021

Uncle Tomas

A gentlemen of Mexican heritage who does not embrace the culture nor language.

Tio Chewy doesn't even know Spanish, chingon Uncle Tomas.

by Gangster-o-Love January 16, 2017

comedy uncle

Comedy Uncle is like a “Drag Mom” but for a comedian. The term Comedy refers to the practice and wisdom bestowed on the pupil, uncle is referring to the giver of knowledge regardless of gender or relation.

My comedy uncle Xavier, has taught me everything I know about the stand up comedy world.

by MeganCares March 18, 2019

Uncle Phillp

Uncle phillp is a pistol and/or any other strap you’d pull up with

I pulled up with uncle phillp and he did all the talking

by NutingInSoda December 20, 2019

Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 16, 2021

Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017