Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.

My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.

by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025

Ski Churning

The use of two hands to churn two seperate sticks simultaneously.

Man, I loved Ski Churning John and Doe the previous night.

by Highlander9669 December 11, 2025

Skiing in aspen

Snorting a line of coke

Me and mike or going to be skiing in aspen if you want to tag along

by Robo2004 January 3, 2026

Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.

Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.

by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024

ski back in

When you are black out drunk and use coke to come back to consciousness

Bro i was so drunk at that party, I had to ski back in

by Milfinc February 29, 2024

ski buddy

a buddy for skiing, or code for skibidi toilet in classrooms where teachers have banned the phrase due to incomparable levels of brainrot.

"ski buddy to alert"

"SKIBIDI TOILET? KILL YOURSELF"

by MerlinMDV March 5, 2024

ski-uationship

A situationship that goes skiing together.

‘I think they are in a ski-uationship’

by Efsorensen March 10, 2024