weird ass dude whos invisible and no one would even notice if they died the next day .;PLUS his jawline is non existent . and has so many pimples if y0u went to kiss him you would eat some of his pus. Also he lo0oks like shaggy from scooby doo with his non existent ass beard. ABSOLOUTELY HIDEOUS. But I must admit he has a nice ass but it kinda looks like he is wearing pampers
by preena patel November 30, 2021
Get the smurfmug. what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain
by tpvillain February 17, 2025
Get the smurfingmug. -Random players not associated with your squad in a video game. Easily recognizable with a blue name tag above their head vs green for your squads.
- Tom: " Man who the fuck is shooting at me?!?!"
- Joe: "Its some fuckin dumbass team mate lightin you up"
- Tom: "fucking smurfs man!"
- Joe: "Its some fuckin dumbass team mate lightin you up"
- Tom: "fucking smurfs man!"
by GIJOE October 26, 2012
Get the Smurfmug. Process of changing the color of one's genitals blue while performing oral sex after the consumption of a blue raspberry slurrpie.
Despite my immediate frustrations with buying her a blue raspberry slurrpie, I was very pleased to see her smurf me upon the completion of her frosty treat.
by Anchordenny's April 25, 2011
Get the Smurfmug. by mcotone March 24, 2010
Get the smurf syndromemug. Little blue beings from a Belgian comic.
The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.
Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment
They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.
The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.
Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment
They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.
I'd love to live in the Smurf's village
- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.
- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.
by MeliorMelusine November 22, 2011
Get the Smurfmug. by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019
Get the Smurf shouldersmug.