Poser

Other wise known as wannabe. Someone who either A: tries to fit in and fails miserably. B: Someone who tries to be different and fails miserably. C: Someone who does both and fails miserably. This is the typically poser.

Guy:
Type One (The Faux Gansta)

Sags his jeans incredibly low.

Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked.
Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne.

Cusses 7 times in one sentence

Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him
Makes up stories about getting high and fighting
Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is
Type 2 (Emo Poser):
Talks about how tough life is
Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't

Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow
Whines

Girls:
Talks about "haters" constantly
Gets into fights on facebook constantly
Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl
Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them
Has a Failed Scene Haircut
Wears gobs of makeup
Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time

Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.

*Non-poser Signs In On IM*

EMOhottie651: I'm relly depressed. Lyke my mom wouldn't let me have the new CD, OMG, what a bitch!

NonPoser: Well for one emos would never say that they are emo and you are not depressed just having a whiny temper tantrum. GTFO.

by Courtney678 July 9, 2011

poser

A person who tries to be something they are not, can be in any genre. some one who clings to a trend. A "wannabe", hated by all the people who are actually the genre the poser is trying to be.

Avril Lavigne, any who support her.

1. Dude, look at that skater wearing etnies
2. What a poser!

by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008

Extreme poser

Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.

The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020

Poser

Someone who thinks they're making a major statement or changing the world every time they do something an asshole would do, like it's their first time being that way and they have to do/outdo more to prove they are an asshole to other assholes than everybody else.

The poser thought everything he/she said that an asshole would say needed to end up as a quote online somewhere, otherwise people would remember what he/she was like growing up.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Poser

A person who pretends to like something to be cool, but actually knows nothing about the subject. They are usually widely hated. They also pretend that there is something different about them just to get attention.

" Omg, you know Maya?"

"Omg yeah, she pretends to like Panic! At the disco to impress Mike. She only knows like one song"
"She's such a poser"

by ShutyourmouthMaya April 20, 2016

Poser

Someone who acts like someone they're not, but they don't realize that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in. They usually buy ‘trendy’, fake- fancy stuff to look better for people and acts like the majority.

Take off that fake Rolex bro, you're such a fucking poser!

by Mafercr December 10, 2017

Poser

Someone who wears a hair metal band shirt to a thrash show and tries to fit in and get away with it.

Thrasher 1- “Hey look at that poser over there wearing a Motley Cruë shirt!”
Thrasher 2- “Let’s beat him up!”
Thrasher 3- “MAKE HIM HURT!”

by MrSquister June 6, 2022