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Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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Quest Metal

An overarching term representing the majority of bands in the following genres : Power Metal, Battle Metal, Folk Metal, Symphonic Metal

A few typical bands would include, Dragonforce, Firewind, Turisas, Nightwish, Blind Guardian, Kamelot, Within Temptation etc. etc.

You could include bands like Amon Amarth, however the growling vocals & lack of keyboards sets these types of bands slightly apart.

With Quest Metal bands you tend to be able to actually hear the vocals and lyrics clearly, some use a more operatic style, choirs etc.
Growling vocals are less prominent.

Quest Metal can be any type of metal with at least 3 of the following:

- Historical (Generally Medieval) or Fantasy Themes

- lyrics which could be loosely described as "quest like"

Songs generally including 3 or more of the following subjects:

Warriors, Mythical beings, Maidens which may or may not require saving, Fighting, Battles, Power, Glory, Seas, Mountains, Fire, Ice, Rain, Gates and or their Keepers

- Predominantly Clean Vocals

- Fast Melodic Intstrumentation

- Use of Keyboards
This year's Bloodstock lineup is full of Quest Metal, it's a real quest stock.
by Odinson87 August 22, 2018
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metal slime

One of the most difficult enemies to kill in Dragon Quest, thanks to their high defense and immunity to magic. Only those who are lucky can kill them before they otherwise run away. Once they do die, they usually give a large number of experience points.
If you end up encountering a horde of metal slimes, you'll have a chance of killing one or two of them. I managed to land a critical hit on two of them. Additionally, I happened to kill a liquid metal slime on my first try.
by The Real Driller May 6, 2022
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metal elitist

a metal elitist is a person, typically an older metalhead guy or an incel teenage boy, who only listens to metal, likes to gatekeep metal, and will call you a poser if you like nu metal or popular metal bands. they are usually misogynistic and will call anything that doesnt fall under an extreme metal genre mid.
Me: “I like the bands Korn and Slipknot. I am also a fan of Metallica.”

Metal Elitist: “Theres no way you like that mallcore bullshit! All they do is sing about angst and dress like rappers! How could you possibly want to listen to a song where a man expresses his emotions? Poser!” *recommends you a black metal band that makes songs about killing jews*
by hayden06 December 25, 2021
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Trash metal

St Anger's snare sounds so bad, might as well call it "Trash metal"
by z,,,, May 30, 2021
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metal mover

Somebody who sells and/or manufactures guns on a small-business scale.
What’s Mike up to nowadays?

He watched War Dogs and now he thinks he’s a metal mover.
by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023
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Nu Metal

The best insult around. The worst music around. No nu-metal bands are tolerable. They all suck. But it's good; it keeps those d-bags away from my music.
Kid A: Dude, want to go play 'Spot The Nu-Metal Kid'?
Kid B: Yeah...<walks into local mall> I win.
by Q-Tip McVicker January 21, 2005
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