Mr. Spontaneous is a sweet, kind, wonderful man who also a guitar playin fool of passionate love makin jam. He's a strange fella. But keeps things interesting and mysteriously exciting. Persistent and determined to seek what he desires. Tends to sniff test everything. Allergic to raspberry filled donuts. Saves his belly button lint. Jerry Lee Parker is a artist, poet, musician, writer, singer, creator and master of love.
by LoveYouPikachu August 22, 2015
Hi Jerry how's it going
by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020
When you have a mixed shot of Tanqueray and Sailor Jerry and bust a nut on the first person you see, regardless of age, disability or race.
Pedro: What's the plan tonight peeps?
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*
by tsaltsal May 13, 2018
"dirty jerry" (upsettingly)
by Jerry (dirty jerry) June 30, 2024
A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.
"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"
by Little Dove June 06, 2023
Jerrie Thirlwards is a Little Mix ship
by BeckyTheChav December 03, 2022
Ugh there is all always that friend named "Jerry" but at school they call him "Big dick Jerry". Big dick Jerry will not shut up like, get a life with your big ass penis like no one cares. Plus he always steals all of mine-coins things like stop Big dick Jerry.
1; Stop Jerry
2; Oh that dick..?
1; yeah
3 (Jerry); Hey guys have you ever-
2; oh my god sto-
3; climbed a mountain on that minecraft world..?
1; *Checks Minecraft account* wait those were my coins-
2; Big dick Jerry all ready left.
2; Oh that dick..?
1; yeah
3 (Jerry); Hey guys have you ever-
2; oh my god sto-
3; climbed a mountain on that minecraft world..?
1; *Checks Minecraft account* wait those were my coins-
2; Big dick Jerry all ready left.
by llama-chan / lnfo - chan May 31, 2018