Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.
Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
by Pelandroni April 07, 2023
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jonas mester

Jonas Mester is a glorious turnip and drug selling lovely boy. He is also described as the messias of Lithuania
by ABC boy November 24, 2017
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Jonas Akordijonas

the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.
"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"
by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 25, 2021
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Jonas Shultz

Jonas Shultz is a total girlboss.
by Apygmysloth December 24, 2022
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Jonas Shultz

Jonas Shultz is a total girlboss
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jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.
I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue
by Green tea22 July 08, 2022
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De Jonas

De definitie voor een persoon die een barfie legt na een zware nacht.
Hij gaat over zijn zuiger, hij is de Jonas
by Hurb1 April 26, 2023
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