keyboard jizz

Jizz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive ejaculation.

Andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard jizz.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013

jizz fizzler

premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.

by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 17, 2006

jizz biscuit

a pastry filled with semen

you are a jizz biscuit

by waldo December 4, 2003

jizz rag

A used gentlemen's magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other pornographic periodical.

called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.

Dude, I went to Amazing and bought Tyler a jizz rag since he can't go there himself... the little creeper.

by seangribben January 15, 2008

jizz biscuit

a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.

Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.

by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009

Jizz Fag

The lowest form of fag imaginable. Not just a fag but a fag covered in jizz. It's pretty horrible if you think about it.

Yoh, you seen what your man was wearing? Homie looks like a straight up, Jizz Fag!

by Diego Pendejo September 16, 2009

Soft jizz

When you jizz with a soft dick

This girl was blowing me with a soft dick and I pulled out a gave her a soft jizz.

by Daniel Rounding January 14, 2017