Animal testing

Some weirdass thing people do to make medicine. Pretty cool cuz now you don’t have to die from some random-ass disease but also pretty bad because the cool ass animals get hurt ass because the chemical ass ass is harmful ass. But at least-ass we get-ass pay-ass-back for-ass against rats for causing the black plague-ass

Asses may or may not be my favorite animal but i don’t think they are used in animal testing

by this username sucks October 11, 2021

Cur Fles Testis?

Latin phrase which means "Why do you cry, witness?" but also means "Come in penis, testicle" when transliterated to Bulgarian.

Latin Teacher: Cur fles Testis??
Bulgarian student: But we barely know each other ma'am!

by Vizantieca November 1, 2010

Teslik

According to Czech legend, Teslik originated from an underwater society called Teslikovia made up of water gods who controlled ocean currents and storm patterns. A fisherman named Corvickezkee came across a Teslikovia goddess, Diviniastrov. She had lost her way during her travel to the northern waters. Her intoxicating beauty and elegance filled the fisherman with uncontrollable greed for more of her kind. Diviniastrov was captured and forced to lead him to the underwater city, where Corvickezkee trapped the small society and brought them to land. Once on land, the underwater god's lost all power and were cursed with becoming mutant. Legend has it, the god's escaped from the greedy fisherman, unable to ever return to their beloved underwater eutopia and were forced to live on land where they learnt to blend in. Today, Teslik's may still be found, spread across the world and existing only in small numbers. Forever a strong family. Forever cursed.

I visited the Teslik's the other day. That family is always so welcoming.

by Dr. BTW December 26, 2009

Teslik

Pirates before they were known as originating from the modern Czech Republic. Sailed European waters. Low key.

That Teslik sure knows how to sail.

by Sedrick Van. January 11, 2010

teshir

A crusty lipped short annoying faggot who whipes his ass with a small stripper shirt and is a complete lying piece of shit

Guy:Hey bro your lips look like teshir
Other guy:Amn my bad Carmex don't work for me

by Weenie warrior June 2, 2016

fat-tastic

An event full of fat people all celebrating their right to be fat and proud.

Something a fat person does without shame

Wow, the summer fat fair was so fat-tastic we really made the world see that underneath all this lard we are human after all.


Did you see the fat-tastic way she just ate 4 chocolate eclairs?

by Fattymuldoon August 5, 2008

bitch-tastic

A portmanteau for someone or something which is bitchingly fantastic

Man, this prize I got in my breakfast cereal is totally bitch-tastic!

by 4SidedDie December 8, 2010