Teach For America

A sexual act involving an older woman (henceforth "teacher") and several younger lovers from an impoverished, inner-city community (henceforth "students"). The teacher wears nothing but the U.S. flag draped around her old, wrinkly body. The students wear Catholic school uniforms that expose their private parts and each has an apple in his or her mouth, not dissimilar to a roast pig. The students line up on their hands and knees with their assholes towards the teacher. The teacher inserts pieces of chalk into each student's asshole one-by-one until she can no longer fit any more in. At that point, the teacher uses a yardstick to smack the chalk farther into the anal cavity. During this process, the student must recite the pledge of allegiance.

Me and the boys are going to get together with my girl tonight and have her Teach for America.

by Miss Macintosh December 10, 2008

tech

v.

To organize a show or production; to work behind the scenes at a play or concert.

I teched the concert...the lights got so messed up because none of the techies paid attention.

by someone July 18, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs.

bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

teach your grandfather to fuck

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.

He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010

tech-nickel genius

n. derogatory term for someone who has very cheap or outdated audiovisual or computer equipment.

There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.

Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.

by gnostic1 September 18, 2010

social studies teacher

The best teacher you can think of, although he/she makes some bad puns. He/She is the best teacher you can think of.

Guy: Wow, Social Studies is awesome!
Girl: I know, especially with OUR social studies teacher.

by Schooldick March 23, 2017

Virginia Tech

The most amazing and school in the state of Virginia. Also the largest research institute in Va. and produces 42% of Va's PhD's. VT is the home of the third largest computer in the world and every building is made of "hokie stone," which completes its amazing architecture.

"Virginia Tech: 2004 ACC CHAMPS!!"

by lindsay December 13, 2004