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Tax Colletor

A retarded dog who collects taxes for the crusader coons. He sits at the entrance of the old dead castle of coon cock castle.
Tax colletor
by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023
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Yap tax

The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.
Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.
by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025
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Fanum Tax

A tax by watching Fanum videos
Have you paid your fanum tax?
by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024
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taxing

examine and assess (the costs of a case).
"an officer taxing a bill of costs"
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
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this specific phrase is often used as a joke by sane people, usually over 13, making fun of brainrot.
person: "skibidi gyatt ohio rizz fanum tax in skibidi toilet ohio rizzler gyatt sticking out gyatt fanum tax rizz ishowspeed shin sonic"

person 2: "yeah officer he's right here, he has like 17 gallons of meth i think he's having a overdose"
by get dunked on idiot May 7, 2025
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tariffs are a tax cut

When you lie for a living on TV, no not Trump, but Press Secretary and brainwash your MAGA cult into thinking paying 25% more in tariffs means lower prices.

A tariff is a tax, YOU pay the tariff. China does not pay it.
Press Secretary - tariffs are a tax cut
Fox News reporter - "Have you ever paid a tariffs? It is not a tax cut, it is a tax. WE PAY IT"
Press Secretary - *gets triggered* YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK HERE!
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing March 13, 2025
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Fanum Tax

When someone wants a piece of some you have like food, drinks, or supplies
Guy 1 *eating his food*

Guy 2 "YO LEMME GET SOME OF THAT"

Guy 1 "No way bro just fanum taxed me"
by kooldudjp April 10, 2024
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