Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot
by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022
When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017
When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.
by TorchyMN March 07, 2019
When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.
by TorchyMN March 07, 2019
by Ebottlebear September 20, 2023
Janet: Me and Kyle finally hooked up last night.
Sue: How was it ?
Janet: It was horrible, all he did was steve strokes.
Sue: How was it ?
Janet: It was horrible, all he did was steve strokes.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020
The acceptable length of a message being sent via Blackberry defined by three strokes of the thumb while scrolling.
"Did you get Mike's rambling email last night? I stop reading after the first five paragraphs. I have a strict three-stroke limit when it comes to reading mail on my Blackberry."
by coining buttress September 22, 2011