stroke goat

to masturbate

you shouldn’t stroke the goat in public
- stroke goat

by oopsorry December 14, 2019

Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

Stroke

A medical emergency that has to do with blood flow being cut from the brain. It is an ancient craft perfected by Mark Waechter.

Bro jimmy had a dank stroke last night

by Broly lover 420420 March 27, 2022

The Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.

Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?

by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024

steve stroke

A weak sex move performed by a guy who is not good in bed.

Janet: Me and Kyle finally hooked up last night.

Sue: How was it ?
Janet: It was horrible, all he did was steve strokes.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020

Strokes

A word used to often describe a state of an individual or particular thing

Xasid strokes
Slow strokes

by sas1 September 25, 2023