Sid the Squid

A graduate advisor who berates a strong, competent, and skilled graduate student.

Despite having a Sid the Squid advisor who called him incompetent, the graduate student convinced his dissertation committee that his research data was correct and repeatable.

by Pseudonymously June 27, 2024

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Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024

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Humboldt Squid

An aggressive, yet intelligent member of the Ommastrephidae family

Wow that Ghost Leviathan was as intelligent as a Humboldt Squid

by anonymous July 28, 2024

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When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.

And now you’re bored.

Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?

by anonymous August 7, 2024

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Squid Game

an event for people who in debt who play six life risking children games over the course of six days,the one who wins all the games receives a cash prize of 45.6B Won

I'm stuck in the squid game

by anonymous March 27, 2025

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