squatch

to have a go? have a piece of, say, an object like cake

gies a squatch of yer wine?
gies a squatch of your phone?

by miiiiiiiiimzandyzzy January 17, 2009

cyber squatter

someone who is constantly on the computer while squating and pleasures oneself.

mike was a tremendous cyber squatter in his day

by dontchawanabanggthiss October 1, 2008

bro squat

When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.

Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.

Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 12, 2009

Squatability

The potential of a derelict building for squatting purposes

"That abandoned apartment block has real squatability"
"I'm not walking down there, there's an abandoned apartment block. Total squatability!"

by Squatface! November 7, 2010

squataduce

To take a dump. # 2.

"I ate so much pizza I had to squataduce".

by jewelman445 October 22, 2011

squatatra

A denomination of squat; like you ain't got squat

"What have you got in your hand?"
"Friggin squatatra, that's what"

by Olla December 13, 2013

Squatanious Explosion

The horrible content that can come out of a YouTube video.

The newest video of said youtuber was so bad and horrific that I had to come up with a new word to describe its terribleness; Squatanious Explosion.

by EJDefines101 September 25, 2020