slothily

moving as slow as a sloth

Cody moved slothily to the kitchen to make a cup of tea when he was sick.

slothily by Smiles5687 June 14, 2012

Scotch Blocked 

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.

Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."

Scotch Blocked by QRant March 19, 2013

Scotch Egg Syndrome 

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

Scotch Egg Syndrome by S34NY November 3, 2012

Slothenosis 

A person who is fat, lazy, and is always sleeping, but claims to be active.

The woman down the street has slothenosis since she never leaves her bed.

Slothenosis by Kayso December 22, 2013

sloth le 

An expression used in 'Singlish' to describe the feeling of being drunk and drowsy.

I got so wasted last night, I felt really sloth le.

sloth le by Jenzy December 26, 2013

sloth bang 

When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow

My mom sloth banged me last night night she's such a sloth dence bitch

sloth bang by butt hert June 11, 2014

Slothing 

Being slow in the sack.

Honey you were really slothing in bed last night!

Slothing by McBady June 20, 2014