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slap-a-hoe

when someone around you gets on your nerves really bad and/or talks a lotta shit.
damn, this girl make me wanna SLAP-A-HOE!!
by baby tweek November 28, 2005
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gator slap

To slap a woman across the nose with my johnson in an aloof manner.
Elizabeth took the gator slap with a smile and a big "thank you".
by anon March 3, 2005
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slap ass

slap ass n.:

A person who is careless, hasty, and unintelligent.
"I knew I could not count on that slap ass."
by flurbury September 18, 2007
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99 slaps

When you are drunk and walk into a bar and ask 100 women to have sex with you in the bathroom, 99 slap you but there is always one horny one to follow you in the bathroom.
Damn I experienced my 99 slaps last night, it was way worth it!!
by ihatealbuquerque505 August 23, 2010
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Halloween Slap

A Halloween Slap is the tradition that on every halloween, friends must greet each other with a slap on the arm. Dating back to the Celtic times, when halloween was a religious fesival, priests would slap civilians on the arm to wash their bad spirits away. Over time, as halloween spread to places such as America, the halloween slap has become somewhat of a joke, in order to tease or irritate friends and/or peers.
Jimmy: "Hey"

Clarisse: *hits Jimmy on arm* "A slap on the arm for halloween!"

Jimmy: "Damn, you beat me to the Halloween Slap.. maybe next halloween ey!"
by CDGM October 31, 2011
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Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.
I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...
by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017
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Sari Slap

The act of two restaurant coworkers of differing gender going into the cooler under the pretense of a brief intimate encounter of some sort, and the initiator of said interaction surprising the other by slapping him or her across the face with a fish. They may or may not continue with the originally intended encounter afterward.
I thought that new waitress was going to make out with me, but I got Sari Slapped instead.
by O'Charlie March 6, 2008
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