Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.

Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.

by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024

Tufts Ski Team

the coolest group on campus. home to the kindest and rowdiest people, who love a good time.

Man did you see those 42 kids shredding at bradford?? they are so dope, def on Tufts Ski Team.

by TU2027TUTUTUTUT October 8, 2023

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

Skiing in Japan

Smoking drugs

Xander died skiing in Japan

by SuperTewis April 29, 2021

Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

by CGZXZ May 17, 2025

Ski

Ski- is used when one is lying or not being truthful about his or her statements, situations or just even conversations

Example:

Him: Let me hold 3bs Zoe my yap went buzz
Me: “SKI” how it went buzz and you just actoed it hood

by Skii November 24, 2021