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by DontBeALittleBitch69 February 5, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
a simp is someone who is chasing some irrelevant pussy and is brown nosing that bitch 24/7. A simp puts his sub par lady over the boys 9/10 times for nothing but a cuddle sesh. Simps are fake depressed dweebs that will do absolutely anything to get mediocre pussy, such as: buy her gifts, shower her with compliments, taking her shopping, constantly wondering what she is up to, wanting to attend her sports games. (If she or it even plays one) Simps have became a popular trend on tik tok in the past couple weeks and this is necessary to spread the word of what the SIMP is.
by DonaldTrump123 December 23, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by Hamtaro July 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. When two people simp over each other a little too much. Their friends are the victims to the cuteness overload. Okay guys we get it, you both love each other.
by thatoneperson2.0 December 2, 2021
Get the simpsmug. A pernicious type of male sex traitor that is enslaved to their need to be accepted by women, and is willing to denigrate their own sex in order to pursue it. A simp will donate endless amounts of money to thots on streaming services such as Twitch, either oblivious or uncaring to the fact that they are devaluing the effort of everyone who can't get popular simply by acting like a slut, and therefore has to provide actual value. This is demeaning to both sexes because it throws men under the bus and enables the commodification of women, undoing decades of progress that has been made getting people to see women for their actual value, instead of merely being seen as a means to sexual gratification.
A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.
Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.
Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
Matt: Hey, Mike. Did you hear that Josh was stanning for Alinity after she threw her cat?
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
by UDUser4820 May 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug.