5 Seconds Of Summer

a BAND (not boyband cuz they play instruments) consisting of 4 australian 16-18 year olds. THEY ARE SEX GODS!!!! Their names are Luke Hemmings (vocals, guitar), Calum Hood (vocals, bass guitar), Michael Clifford (guitar, vocals), and Ashton Irwin (drums, guitar). They are as hot as frickin Tartarus, and their accents alone can just blow up your ovaries. Then their singing, oh my gods. Their singing is shamazing. Think of one of the best bands that all sing ever, then multiply that awesomeness by 1000. Yup, that good. they're commonly known as 5SOS.

"Did you hear the australian dudes that sing Try Hard"
"Omg yes!!!! 5 Seconds Of Summer is like the best band ever! Luke is sooo........."
They continue to fangirl till they die.

by crazy_fangirl September 7, 2013

60 Second Assassin

a dude who busts a nut in a minute or less

Bill's ex-girlfriend said he was a 60 second assassin.

by Desecrating Monkey July 16, 2008

secondhand friend

a friend you meet through another friend

Oh, she's a friend of Missy. At first she was a secondhand friend but now we're close!

by DMAK939 May 24, 2011

Michigan Second

Verb. Titty Fucking. Second Base on the Michigan scale according to local residents. Yet to be confirmed by a statewide poll.

M: Hey baby let's go to second base.
W: Sure, grab my boobs.
M: Nah baby, i needs me some Michigan Second.

by wink, wink December 1, 2009

5 second rule

A socially accepted rule that states a piece of food or edible meterial can safely be eaten if it is dropped on the ground for no more than five seconds.

The kitchen procedures (modified 60 second rule) of the San Remo Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.

by Sn00p July 10, 2004

Second City of the UK

Birmingham according to Wikipedia is without doubt the second city of the UK - wanabee rival Manchester is a Grim Decaying Mill Town that ranks 9th - how embarassing!

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269

Birmingham the second city of the UK - let's all laugh at the poverty stricken grim mill town of Manchester ranked at a lowly 9th!

by Anthony H Wilson October 17, 2008

Fleetwood Park secondary school (FPSS)

A secondary school in Fleetwood, Surrey that has a lot of high people. Also has a very good music program, and a lot of smart Asian kids.

Wow Fleetwood Park secondary school (FPSS) is the best school ever!

by sunnynoodlerice October 25, 2018