a mean sandwich

When someone gives really good head.

Man Stacy's mom makes a mean sandwich! Anyone would pay for a BJ that good.

by Alan Smittie February 25, 2022

Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.

My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

by Andrresito June 4, 2021

falang sandwich

When you are having vaginal or anal sex with a Thai hooker and another lady boy is having anal sex with you.

The falang sandwich was complete when the man purchased a hooker and a lady boy for the night.

by dakra23 June 18, 2016

Doritos sandwich

Girl with stinky feet rubs your penis.

A woman gave me a doritos sandwich last night.

by Man of stool June 13, 2019

Awkward Sandwich

When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.

I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.

My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.

by Stache Man January 8, 2015

glam sandwich

A group of two or more beautiful people.

Beauty contestants stayed at out hotel, and we would often see a glam sandwich.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 20, 2018

Slutty Sandwich

A delicious sandwich likely due to increase ones risk of heart attack due to an extreme amount of grease, ranch, bbq sauce, or other dankness. It is generally sloppy, reserved for both open and closet fatties.

Bill "Yo, that looks like a really slutty sandwich"
Ted "Word, i think I'm gonna need to take a nap after this"
Bill "you are such a fatty"

by Son of Scanwich March 30, 2010