Samuel

Abbreviated to Sam, Samuel is an absoulte unit of a man, what many would call a 'hunk'. He plays no games unless its roblox because he means business. Probably does unusual activies that he pleads is completely normal, eg.. Reading for 12 hours straight. A true Samuel is a rare find.

'Argh my car broke down'
'Don't wory, I'll get Samuel to lift it'

by Gyatdamn July 10, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is a sweet, caring, handsome, glorious monarch. he tends to be a nerd at sometimes but other than that he's so cool and I love samuel!

Ronan: Samuel is so hot and love him please text me
Me: ayo!

by Utipaps July 11, 2023

samuel

a small geezer with glasses that thinks he is stronger than everyone while failing to push someone with a broken ankle

person 1:samuel is retarded
person 2:Yes i know

by okbigdbish August 7, 2023

samuel melaku melaku

when your friend is being nonchalant but also looks cooked, you nickname him "Samuel Melaku Melaku"

"Hey, tell your friend to calm down"
"Nah, that's just Samuel Melaku Melaku"

by Your dad kendrick May 8, 2024

Samuel

A Samuel is a no good white trash worthless NIGGER.

Nobody wants to be a Samuel.

by anonymous May 8, 2024

Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.

Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww

by Fsi slander May 21, 2024

Samuel

Samuel is always that weird kid, probably dysfunctional in some way.

Has a Samuel ever had a real friend? (Except for them in his hallucination)

Well well, we can all agree that he is a perfect live-action actor for Sid, from Ice Age.

"Have u seen Samuel?"
"NO! But I can smell him from a distance..."

by SamuelDatWeirdKid November 25, 2021