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Saint Thomas

A Saint Thomas refers to a method of washing oneself that is fairly similar to showering and bathing at the same time.

One fills their bathtub with up to 6 inches of water. Said water is exceptionally hot, but nevertheless, at a temperature the practicer can comfortably stay in. Then, one turns on the shower, moves it to the wall close to them, and lies down on their back in the bathtub for most of the time. The bathroom should get steamy and extremely humid, which is part of the pleasure.

The name was chosen due to how the Caribbean island of Saint Thomas was a former Danish colony. Denmark is considered to be a Northern European country, and the sauna originated in Finland, a country also in Northern Europe. This method is likened to a sauna, and also likened to the tropical, humid climate of many Caribbean regions.
Friend: Yo, are you gonna bathe or somethin'?

Guy: Kinda. I'll be taking a Saint Thomas
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Sainte

Someone who is very musically talented with a gentle melodic voice, friendly with a loving touch and a great kisser. Some might say you will feel like they’ve known you for years.
See that guy right there? He just feels like… a Sainte.
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Boondock Saints

A movie where it was the Russian guy trying to do something inflammatory in the bar, not the Irish guys.
The bubbly girl and her cronies had life mixed up thinking that she owned the place, since she kept using dialogue from Boondock Saints to fuck with the locals heads.
by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021
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Saint Mark

Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)

//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Of particular note, Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.

Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
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Saint Nickelas

Sarcastic term for da "worshipingly placing on a lofty pedestal" way dat a naive youngster views any indulgent adult who is always forthcoming wif da shiny "Jefferson discs" whenever said pint-sized requests dem to buy gum/candy, a ride on a mechanical horse, etc.
While it is certainly true dat having a "Saint Nickelas" in a youngster's family or social circle of grownups may indeed seem wonderful and pleasurable to said small child, such easy-to-come-by monetary indulgence can lead to a lack of financial awareness/savvy, false sense of entitlement, laziness, etc. If da child's parents are not overly forthcoming wif said resources themselves, it is probably because they are trying to teach their offspring dat "money doesn't grow on trees", and thus honestly-acquired funds must be earned through honest labor and/or prudent investing, not merely be begged for; having someone else be a ready source of loose change will only undermine said spartan parents' teachings.
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Saint ignatius Wildcats

The biggest pussies known to earth. Terrible at all sports.
Ishaan made the Saint ignatius wildcats his bitches.
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Saint Joe Biden

Saint Joe Biden, is what liberals, will call President Biden, a century from now.
Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!
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