rule the shit 

The furthest advanced in their field, at the top of their game.

Often used as self-celebration in "I/we rule the shit" after a proffesional performance.

Ferrari rule the shit in most famous car marques.


Nike rule the sportswear shit.



Lametalk rules the shit in getting fucked over

rule the shit by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

rule 34 

Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.

Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.

Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty.

rule 34: god is everywhere in any body

rule 34 by sexy 661 March 9, 2011

Rule of 5 

Spread your hand out and point to each finger and say "I . . . don't . . . give . . . a . . . fuck". It means I could care less, whatever you say or do has no effect on me. It is used when it is inappropriate to actually say "I don't give a fuck"

Boss: I'm gonna have to suspend you for 2 days.

Me: Rule of 5.

Ex-girlfriend: If you don't go to the concert with me I'm gonna break up with you.

Me: Rule of 5.

Rule of 5 by sunkeyeno.3 July 22, 2011

Rule 112 

Rule 112 of the Internet: Reddit always lies.
Reddit is a link sharing website where people post whatever they want. There's tons of crap spouted every day on there - but it'll never be as bad as 4chan.

Guy 1: Woh dude u herd the worlds ending tomorro?
Guy 2: Where'd you hear that, retard?
Guy 1: I herd it on reddit. reddits always right.
Guy 2: Rule 112 of the Internet, man: Reddit always lies.

Rule 112 by I am Not a Bot April 30, 2013

Rule 124 

Never ever interrupt yourself in the middle of a story.

Marquz: And then I was like, hol- Wait yesterday i saw a duck eating a pigeon.

LLLoyd: Dude, don't rule 124 yourself...

Rule 124 by Definitely Not A Robot September 24, 2019

Rule Number Two 

Fundamental rule of dating females, no fat chicks

1: two rules of dating my friend, rule number one is there are no rules
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks

Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two

Rule Number Two by tdpass6000 January 3, 2017

Rule 39

Rules of the Internet refers to a somewhat unwritten, often changing set of rules assumed to be true or necessary.

The Meaning Of Rule 39 Is:

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL OF COOL.

Rule 39 Example:

Man1: Hey, whats up?
Man2: NOTHING MUCH, JUST CHILLIN.
Man1: What's up with all the CAPITAL LETTERS?
Man2: RULE 39, DON'T YOU KNOW?

Rule 39 by Raklatif June 15, 2011