Toms River

Where wannabe guidos tend to lurk. They also go to teen nightclubs and jerk each other off to house music. Girls that go to teen nightclubs tend to carry around STD's and like to get silly on the dance floor, which is why girls from this scary town are called "sluts". Also, girls from Toms River like to take pictures with duck lips and post them on Facebook, as guys like to take pictures with there shirt off and a hat on, which makes them "fresh". No other town near Toms River likes them, so it's always a big fight which ends up with Toms River getting shat on, usually by Bricktown.

Foreigner: Yo, lets get some bitches from Toms River!

Bricktown kid: I don't want an STD man, let's just drink some Busch.

by Bricktown January 30, 2012

River Head

Getting a BJ on the river.

You are rafting on the river and your gf leans over and starts to blow you RIVER HEAD!!!

by sexytallkid March 14, 2011

Rivers Cuomo

A very weird yet attractive singer.
Wears MASSIVE geek specs.
Brilliant songwriter, the guy responsible for a decade of brilliant music.
A Rock GOD.(shame he's so weird though)

I LOOOVE Rivers Cuomo
Isn't he a weirdo?
Yeah but he's a hot weirdo (drool)
(let's just hope rivers himself isn't reading it)

by TheMidnightBeastfan November 5, 2011

Riverside Secondary School

not actually next to a river. somewhat labelled as the best school in woodlands but actually quite mediocre. only special for their iPads and apple pen. maybe to add on their "lgbt" theme for the 30th anniversary. remembering shanti countlessly saying the school spent half a million on the fake grass and then budget went to shit. has their own school dance too but lets be real you only do it if your friends are sibei onz. they should stop painting the walls too making the school look like a kindergarten. overall a meh school, teachers are okay but really we dont have any flavour except free yogurt/fruits on the healthy bites friday thingies if that still exists.

felicia: what secondary school are you from?
karen: riverside secondary school!
felicia: wheres that sia
karen: walao

by macamlolsia August 23, 2021

Red River Region

Abbr. RRR

1. Name for a pussy during menstration

2. The only BBYO region with any balls. Home of all of the things BBYO is not: Hooking up, causing shit and getting juiced. Includes Manitoba & Nunavut.

1. Fuck, that sluts red river region just ruined my pants.

2. Remember that kid who licked his own shit, and downed it with the regional board's spit? He was from the RRR.

by Golden RAG December 2, 2007

3 river rule

a rule stating that if you are more than 3 rivers away from the person you are dating then all faithfulness to your significant other is null and void. Synonymous with 50 mile rule.

Joe did not feel bad about cheating on his girlfriend because he knew he was covered under the 3 river rule.

by inspire_d March 12, 2004

Two Rivers Grille Angry Pirate

Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate

Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....

by dweber79 July 5, 2010