purple nurple

painfully twisting someone's nipple where the goal is to bruise it, go see texas titty twister

Her boyfriend flipped out when he saw the huge bruise she got from getting the purple nurple from her sister

by Dawn June 15, 2002

Purple Biscuit

The act of filling jelly into your partners anus, then you feast apon it making a delicious snack

Billy: i Had a great snack last night
Joe : What was it
Billy: A big serving of Purple Biscuit
Joe: Nice

by the real man from kc March 14, 2011

Shit a Purple Twinky

verb.
A simple phrase stated at a time of anger, simply to ease the irritation off of yourself.

Frank: "Hey Bill, no one loves you. You're adopted!"
Bill: "Shut up Frank. Go shit a purple twinky..."

by Hokie K February 20, 2008

purple throbbing hard-on

a big purple cum filled boner ready to explode.

d00d ive got a purple throbbing hard-on and im gonna bust all over your face!

by rottenjohn11 April 17, 2010

Purple Whaling

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.

Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.

by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 17, 2014

purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

by Birdielin14 September 15, 2008

Purple Drink

A mispronunciation of the word purple drank

jumpoff; hey man you got some purple drink
o.g.nah but i got some purple drank

by rectalplasma January 17, 2009