Puerto Rican Snowstorm

When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.

Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.

by leverr July 26, 2022

Puber Hound

A very horny man who gets a lot of poon, similar to a pussy hound.

My boy Parker’s been chasing some mean poon lately, he really do be a Puber Hound!

by MaxiNut August 19, 2022

puerying

Writing database queries together, short for pair querying.
Cf. pair programming.

We are just going to do some puerying.

by DictionaryWise December 16, 2022

Pubert

When a man hits puberty, it is called Pubert.

"He hit pubert."

by Barilla&Korne August 29, 2022

Puber

Pronounced “poo-ber”, the word for when a man either drives a car or gets a ride for the pussy

Yo dude, can I use your car as Puber?
Yeah man, my car is always a Puber for you

by 7roadrunner1 September 3, 2022

Puberty Boner

When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.

Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.

Student: ok fine *stands up*

Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?

Student: cause what?

Teacher: Look at your crotch area

Student: Oh sh-

Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*

Student: Ok thanks!

by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023

pubertie

Da age at which da young Squire Wooster began needing a butler to help him sort out his raging-hormones confusions and debacles.

I wonder if P.G. Wodehouse went through pubertie himself, and that's how he got da idea for his famous series of "awkward upper-crust guy and his butler" books and short stories?

by QuacksO January 28, 2023