pubes

bad, awful, poor, stupid, retarded, pointless etc. NOTE: substitute pubes for any of these words.

Man, this traffic is totally pubes.

by M. Barton August 26, 2006

Pubes and cock

A pair of shorts with a malfunctioning zipper that can only be held up by a belt or drawstring. The zipper is usually zipped up only to shortly go back down, revealing the contents intended to be covered by a functioning zipper, often this is pubes, cock, or both.

Blake: Hey Eddie, can I borrow a pair of shorts?

Eddie: Yeah, but all I got are those fucking pubes and cock.

Blake: Fuck that, I don't want my little cock to pop out in front of all those girls.

by Blake Robinson May 27, 2008

permanent puberty

where you have a high pitch voice for-ever

that kid is in the state of permanent puberty.

by nockie boy and underwizzle December 18, 2005

pubecup

1. (v) To shave one's pubes and insert them into a cup of someone else's without their knowledge.
2. (n) A cup that has pubes in it without its owner's knowledge.

1. "dude, i pubecupped this bitch last night."
2. "Oh snap, I think I got a pubecup."

by Billdoom January 6, 2008

PubeMouth

Somebody who ate pubes and feels guilty.

"Sorry for being a PubeMouth mom, i was hungry, and pubes reminded me of spaghetti."

by pat harner February 10, 2009

pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat September 24, 2011

Pubesicle

A large strip of pubic hairs from the private area and put ice-cream on it and someone licks it off.

while on an ice cream date, she wanted to do a pubesicle.
She made a pubesicle and gave it to small children.

by defMASTER101 December 15, 2016